We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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