Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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