addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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