do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
