normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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