I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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