I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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