I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im holly from the hills drunk
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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