It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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