Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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