Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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