: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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