bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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