I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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