This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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