I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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