I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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