I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's like God shit irony all over that family
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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