How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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