I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just had sex on a roof
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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