i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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