5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
