DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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