She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I had to cum in my sink.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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