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(469): View more from Texas

i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...

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(469): i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine... http://tfl.nu/msgo

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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer

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(703): Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer http://tfl.nu/3upq

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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree

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(574): So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree http://tfl.nu/l7gp

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(256): View more from Alabama

A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality

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(256): A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality http://tfl.nu/65cw

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox

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You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.

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(248): Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox (1-248): You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities. http://tfl.nu/l19y

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(650): View more from California

I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.

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(650): I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar. http://tfl.nu/ituj

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(206): View more from Washington

My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.

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(206): My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in. http://tfl.nu/9rsk

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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....

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(613): I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there.... http://tfl.nu/g27d

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(417): View more from Missouri

Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.

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(417): Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently. http://tfl.nu/jfkc

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.

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(856): Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass. http://tfl.nu/qahd

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(503): View more from Oregon

Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.

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(503): Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them. http://tfl.nu/c1rb

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.

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(412): I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again. http://tfl.nu/wa46

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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.

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I will make you one.

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Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it

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(417): I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal. (417): I will make you one. (417): Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it http://tfl.nu/hpb9

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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.

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(310): That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it. http://tfl.nu/uvlg

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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that

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(630): They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that http://tfl.nu/580s

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