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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  this is really not the time to pretend we have morals

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.

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• (585): View more from New York

  yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  Of course. Go big or go home.

  (330): View more from Ohio

  You're my fucking queen.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly

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