Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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