Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Say something about gay babies.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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