Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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