she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
So much rum. So many feels.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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