I love black thongs
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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