is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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