my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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