Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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