I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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