i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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