what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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