Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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