Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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