I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
BRING THE BAGELS
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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