seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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