Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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