I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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