i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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