I think about you every night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!