i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM