I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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