Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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