i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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