Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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