tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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