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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now

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(845): i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now http://tfl.nu/aait

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(952): Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy... http://tfl.nu/fupk

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(313): View more from Michigan

That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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(313): That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve. http://tfl.nu/vdk5

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(310): View more from California

Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

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it's ELEVEN

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thirty

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(310): Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb (209): it's ELEVEN (310): thirty http://tfl.nu/ukrj

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011

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(919): I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011 http://tfl.nu/zxkw

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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(608): I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on http://tfl.nu/h45u

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The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.

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(402): The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier. http://tfl.nu/7vbg

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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.

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(813): The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth. http://tfl.nu/4ea8

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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.

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(717): I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees. http://tfl.nu/sibe

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.

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(337): Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird. http://tfl.nu/9vhr

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(503): View more from Oregon

I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation

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(503): I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation http://tfl.nu/9svf

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(407): View more from Florida

I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.

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(407): I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by. http://tfl.nu/944n

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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.

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(907): I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue. http://tfl.nu/inzh

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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms

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(781): Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms http://tfl.nu/wx24

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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us

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I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god

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(845): The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us (845): I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god http://tfl.nu/vq2q

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