FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.