it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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