I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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