its not stalking. its research.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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